Tom Cruise Didn't Abandon Suri and He'll Sue Anyone Who Says Otherwise
Hurt by accusations from both Life & Style and In Touch magazines, Tom Cruise is suing for $50 million against claims that he abandoned his daughter Suri after divorcing Katie Holmes. Possibly...
View ArticleA Message from Your Friendly Neighborhood Tom Cruise: I Will Tase You, Bro
Let this be a warning to all neighbors of Tom Cruise: Do not drunkenly wander onto his property if you'd rather not be electrocuted. Tom Cruise does not appreciate your shenanigans. Continue reading…
View ArticleNicole Kidman Leaks More Details About Her Doomed Union With Tom Cruise
Once upon a time in Hollywood, a vertically-challenged actor named Tom Cruise married a beautiful statuesque actress named Nicole Kidman and they lived happily ever after -- until they didn't. Since...
View ArticleTom Cruise May or May Not Treat His House Like a Military Compound
Tom Cruise better be able to bounce a quarter off the sheets after his staff makes his bed or there will be hell to pay. And don't even make him remind you that dinner is at 17:00 sharp. This is...
View ArticleDavid Letterman Purposefully Drops the F-Bomb on Tom Cruise [VIDEO]
Tom Cruise went on the 'Late Show With David Letterman' on Monday night expecting to promote his film 'Jack Reacher,' but instead ending up discussing the birds and the bees with Dave -- who dropped...
View ArticleTom Cruise Is Still Trying to Convince Us He Actually Likes Girls
After divorcing Katie Holmes earlier this year, seems Tom Cruise and the forces of Xenu are already interviewing replacements. First up: a 26-year-old restaurant manager. With whom he's already...
View ArticleTom Cruise Will Only Testify If You Do the Hokey Pokey and Turn Yourself Around
Tom Cruise was willing to participate in a deposition pertaining to allegations he was involved in wiretapping someone's phone -- as long as his testimony never sees the light of day and is kept in a...
View ArticleIf Arnold Can Be Governor, Tom Cruise Can Be President. So Said Tom Cruise....
In his new book 'Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief,' author Lawrence Wright discusses one of the most well-known Scientologists in Hollywood -- poster boy Tom Cruise. If the...
View ArticleTom Cruise's Scientology Matchmakers Tricked Celebrities Into Auditioning for...
In the worst 'Punkd'-related prank in history, Scientology matchmakers for Tom Cruise allegedly held auditions for a fake part in a 'Mission Impossible' movie in order to find his third wife (a role...
View ArticleTabloid Being Sued by Tom Cruise Wants Intel About His Daughter's 'Mental State'
When the gossip magazine Life & Style claimed Tom Cruise had abandoned his daughter Suri following his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom lawyered up like Tom does and fired back a $50 million lawsuit...
View ArticleWiretapping Lawsuit Against Tom Cruise Dismissed. Thanks, Xenu!
There's bound to be some underwear dancing going on after Tom Cruise's 2009 wiretapping case was finally dismissed in a Los Angeles courtroom earlier this week. Continue reading…
View ArticleTom Cruise Was Pretty Much the Only Person Who Didn't See His Split From...
Someone finally asked Tom Cruise about his relatively sudden divorce from Katie Holmes, and he was, to quote Blanche Devereaux, "stunned -- just stunned." That makes one of us. Out of the entire...
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel Made Tom Cruise Prove His Worth as a Movie Star [VIDEO]
Tom Cruise stopped by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Thursday to promote his upcoming sci-fi flick 'Oblivion.' But it wasn't all fun and games -- while he was there, Jimmy made him prove his acting prowess....
View ArticleRussell Brand Talks to Conan O'Brien About Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence +...
Russell Brand is a comedic genius, albeit one who's utterly insane. Proof? Last night, April 16, he went on 'Conan' and talked about, among other things, a foursome with the Kardashians, how he'd sleep...
View ArticleCher Ranks Tom Cruise in Her 'Top Five' Best Lovers Ever [VIDEO]
Cher appeared on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' last night (June 27) and dished about her famous lovers in a special segment cheekily named 'Truth or Cher.' And in case you didn't know, former...
View ArticleTom Cruise Was a Surprise Commencement Speaker Last Weekend [VIDEO]
If you're wondering where Tom Cruise has been during the recent Scientology brouhaha with Leah Remini, wonder no more: He was the surprise commencement speaker at a Santa Monica, Calif., acting...
View ArticleTom Cruise vs. Johnny Depp – Swoon-Off
When it comes to Hollywood royalty, no one commands attention on the silver screen quite like Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp. With decades of successful films under their belts, these leading men have...
View ArticleWax Figure Fails: Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise's eyebrows are eating his eyes. In fact, we're pretty sure those eyebrows are running the whole show and pulling all the strings on that face. Continue reading…
View ArticleDumb Celebrity Quotes – Tom Cruise
You had a 50/50 chance of being right since only Tom Cruise and John Travolta think pain is a human construct created by our minds. Pretty ironic that Scientology has "science" in its...
View Article10 ‘Mission: Impossible’ Facts You Might Not Know
Mission: Impossible is a pretty action-packed film. But, for all its action, would you believe that Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hawke never once fires a gun? Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to...
View ArticleTake That
It's hard to believe that it's been over a decade since Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise split. There are rumors -- if you believe Vanity Fair -- that Kidman was ushered out of Cruise's life in 2001 by...
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